PTPD 2016

Do you believe in miracles? You do now.

Do they know it's Christmas time at all? Tonight thank god it's them instead of you.

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PTPD: September 7, 2015

We're back and probably not better than ever. Still good though.

We cover everything from D23 through the last Disaster as well as the parody company that's taken over Sea World. Enjoy!

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PTPD: June 17, 2015

What's up? You'll find out...Topics:

1. Themed water
2. Yesterdayland
3. It's Jurrasics World
4. Clever Girl
5. Hocus Showcus

SOMETHING or NOTHING

6. Don't Ask Don't Tell
7. Pennies From Hell
8. Helllllooooo Kitty
9. MagicWatch
10. GRILL BREW

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PTPD: May 18, 2015

Topics:

1. Super Nintendo
2. Kong
3. Wilderness
4. Women
5. Tomorrow

REPORT CARD

6. Ghosting
7. Popcorn Boxes
8. Star Food
9. Merch
10. Jock's Itch

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PTPD: April 27, 2015

Fast and Furious Topics:

1. #NothingFasterExceptOurDownwardTrajectory
2. The Cantina being built at WDW
3. WDW-TSA
4. UOR-HHN
5. "It better be ****ing magical"

SOMETHING or NOTHING

6. Insertion Without Consent
7. Huey, Gooey, and Pitbull
8. TOMORROWland
9. Live action poo(h)
10. Universal Detection

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PTPD: April 3, 2015

We're back again, and we've brought topics:

1. #AskSeaWorldUnlessYouDontLoveSeaWorldUnconditionally
2. Great Grog Grotto Grand...uh, Gropening?
3. Big Hairy Beast at Universal
4. Illuminating
5. Tomorrowlanding

REPORT CARD!

6. "Live" "action" movies
7. Ugh, more Downtown Disney news
8. Pitying the Fools
9. Empty Epcot Pavilion...no, the other one
10. #StopAskingSeaWorld

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PTPD: March 6, 2015

Topic Attack!

1. Carousel Progressing to Epcot
2. Kong Ride, Spider Monkey Announcement
3. SeaWorld downgraded to D-World
4. Pandora (which one?)
5. The most ridiculous event ever

Then we play SOMETHING or NOTHING

6. #WaterBottleGateCrap
7. Entering Gringotts harder than escaping
8. Smoke out
9. Hubbing
10. Shrunken Ned's Bistro

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PTPD: February 12, 2015

Topics:

1. Staggs Party
2. Leaky Star Wars
3. Be Our Guest?
4. Closing Petty
5. Grounded Tires

BIG DEAL, LITTLE DEAL, NO DEAL

6. The Claw...is gone
7. More Tree
8. Coffee
9. Shanghai Surprise
10. Occupy Disney

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PTPD: January 31, 2015

Super Bowl Weekend means super topics:

1. Disneyland have it all  

2. Disney Springs Mall  

3. Mugging  

4. Universal sucks  

5. No, Disney sucks  

SOMETHING or NOTHING 

6.. AAA Diamonds are forever  

7. Bob Iger's IT  

8. Garden Rocking  

9. Passholder "benefits" 

10. Hermione and Star Lord  

PTPD: January 15, 2015

We're back and we brought topics!

1. Frozensanity
2. Avatar 2: Coming maybe someday
3. Mardi Gras and the B-52s
4. Deconstructing Hatty
5. The claw!

Then we play BIG DEAL, LITTLE DEAL, NO DEAL

6. We're lumberjacks and we're okay
7. Walled Gardens of Allah Villas
8. Kiss my Sunglass Hut
9. Craning into photos
10. An uglier scene than "Burlesque" the movie

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PTPD: December 18, 2014

Holidays means Holi-Topics:

1. Prequels or Sequels
2. Screens
3. DJ Pauly D
4. Polynesian Money Bin
5. Black Fish, Red Slips

REPORT CARD

1. "Reboot"
2. Meals with Character
3. USF "history"
4. 21 Jumpstreet to the third power
5. Kong Colon

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PTPD: December 8, 2014

Took a little break. Now we're back. Topics.

1. Even the News-ers Get Lucky Sometimes
2. Great Movie Ride Goes Classic
3. Florida Loves Water
4. The Frozen Parade of Frozen Chistmas...Frozen
5. Eggs Lumiere

SOMETHING or NOTHING

1. Awaken that Force
2. Worst Margaritaville Franchise
3. Too Merry?
4. Hot Butterbeer Takes
5. Queuing Up

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PTPD: November 20, 2014

Skyrockets in flight...here are the delightful topics:

1. You've been Lauered!  
2. The Wheels on the Bus  
3. Drop the Zero and Get With the Hero 6  
4. Frozen Merch/Add-on #1  
5. Frozen Merch/Add-on #2  

REPORT CARD  

1. Food Truckin'  
2. The Maleficent Treatment  
3. A Gooby Reference?  
4. Citricos?  
5. Mickey has a Birthday?  

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PTPD: November 6, 2014

We're back on the chain gang with topics:

1. Hat's Off  
2. Fly Away Sparrow  
3. Spring(s) in Disney's Step  
4. To Infinity (Gauntlet) and Beyond  
5. New Fantasyland is Fire  

Then SOMETHING or NOTHING  

1. More Woody  
2. The Bathroom at CowFish  
3. Disney Shops  
4. Universal Shops  
5. Avatarland "Construction?"  

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PTPD: October 23, 2014

The boys are back in town!!!!

• This is the dawning of the age of Ultron  
• Sublime  
• Honey, you were Made With Magic  
• Photos with Shamu  
• Ticket Wars  

Then some ODDSMAKERS  

• Luigi's Crashing Tires  
• Gods and Monsters  
• Sluts, Hookers, and Whores  
• In the Oven  
• More Avenging  

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PTPD: October 16, 2014

Brian's back (YAY), but no Derek (YAY AGAIN)...Topics:  

1. Flamingo on then  
2. 862  
3. NO RIDE FOR YOU  
4. NO RACE FOR YOU  
5. Puerto Rico Suave  

Then...ODDSMAKERS

1. Remember that you will die  
2. Konging out  
3. Old Hat  
4. Sweet Emotion  
5. THE BEES!  

Special thanks to Joe of Parkscope.net, follow him on Twitter @parkscopejoe 

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PTPD: October 8, 2014

No Brian this week means 100% more Derek and 200% less sense!

1. You Say Goodbye, I Say Let It Go  2. Gorillas in the Mist (not the game)  3. Emperor Iger  4. NASCAR.I.P.   5. Death Is Only The Beginning (OF SALES!)  

Yes, Because YOU Demanded It, we play a whole new game!

6. Diagon Alley: better than Carsland or 10 times better than Carsland?  7. Hogwarts Express, the train Walt would have built.    8. Eat My Shorts (taste better than a LeFou's Brew)  9. Be the next to sleep on Derek's bed...  

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PTPD: September 25, 2014

My anaconda don't want none unless you got Topics, hun!

1. Bye, Bye, Backlot
2. Hello, Creepy Talking Toys?
3. Food and Whine
4. Anna and Elsa...NO LINE FOR YOU!
5. I Only Have Eyes...For Lou

Then we play FAIR or FOUL with Disney's new rules

6. Don't post that!
7. Adult begins at 14
8. E-cig break
9. Boys and their "large" tripods
10. Some new rules for you

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PTPD: September 17, 2014

We have chained these Topics to Maelstrom in protest:

1. Maelstrom
2. One Direction
3. SeaWorld
4. Busch
5. Maelstrom

REPORT CARD

6. Night Moves
7. Lucky Rabbits
8. iMoney
9. Signs
10. Frozen Fun

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PTPD: September 10, 2014

We took last week off so we could come back fresh and clean. Topics!

1. Late Nights CANCELED!
2. Sapphire!
3. No more Woody?
4. Let's open the Destination D-bag
5. The Power

Then a game of SOMETHING or NOTHING

6. There's food at DisneyQuest?!
7. Running Kong
8. Webcam of Joy
9. Howling
10. Whipping

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